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Nina convinced me to get 3 different dating apps. She said no one meets anyone anymore in the real world. I spent an entire afternoon “virtually” shopping for men and instead of finding my future husband on my cell phone I ended up reading the terms and conditions of each dating app. I deleted all 3 apps when I read the caution clause that stated “this is not a guaranteed service, we do not refund for not finding love.”

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